Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Baby .... Our future is in deep Shit.

Whether

Conservative, Liberal

or

Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this!


A little boy goes to hisdad and asks,

'What is Politics?'



Dad says, 'Well son, let

me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of thefamily,

so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money,

so we call her the Government.


We are here to take care of your needs,

so we will call you the People.

The nanny,

we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother,

we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and

see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed

thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,

so he gets up to check on him.


He finds that the baby

has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes

to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.


Not wanting to wake her,he goes to the nanny's room.

Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his

father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning,

the little boy say's to his father,

'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words

what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing

the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored and

the Future is in deep shit.'

I see your smile!!


Have a nice day!

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